In the spirit of “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie”
If you give a toddler Doritos, she’s going to wipe her hands on her shirt.
If she wipes her hands on her shirt, you’ll have to change her shirt so she doesn’t look trashy.
If you try to change her shirt, she’ll kick & scream & throw a tantrum.
If she throws a tantrum, you’ll have to turn off Bubble Guppies to show her you mean business.
If you turn off Bubble Guppies she’ll scream even louder so you won’t be able to hear the snappy dialogue of The West Wing while she tears her clean shirt off.
If she takes her clean shirt off, she’ll be sad that she isn’t wearing a shirt so you’ll have to help her put the clean shirt back on.
If you help her put her clean shirt back on, she’ll calm down and want to sit in your lap.
If she’s calm and sitting in your lap, you’ll turn Bubble Guppies back on.
If she’s watching Bubble Guppies she’ll realize she’s worked up an appetite from throwing a tantrum.
And if she realizes she’s hungry, she’ll ask you for more Doritos…
Thanks to Jeff Nevins for sharing this funny moment of fatherhood!
